Book Me Romance is in the books!
Boy, did we have a great time!
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I'm so thankful to all the readers who preordered books & stopped by my table! It was a great day & I'm looking forward to this event next year. I've already gotten some great swag ideas & I'll have atleast 3-4 new books out by then, so please, if you're near the Fort Smith area, plan to attend this lowkey, reader-centric event. Tickets are already on sale. VIP will go fast. You're going to want to get in a couple hours early & get that very important swag bag!
Here are some photos of the event!
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A fun new novella based on Pinocchio
Yeah, I know. You're asking yourself, what?
My spicy, humorous novella, WOOD, is out now.
Readers are calling it "hilarious" & "forking ridiculous" & one 5-star reviewer gives some great advice: "If you are a Karen, this book is not for you.
Check out the blurb & get your hands on Wood today! I sold out of copies of this silly thing at my last event! Readers are eating this up with a (wooden) spoon.
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Nico:
After an off-season drunken naked hockey game sliced my manhood off, I was whisked away to the secret island of Dr. Horatio Frankenpeen who used a little bit of medical science and a whole lot of magic to restore my crotch to its former glory. Get this: using a magic piece of wood from a very famous puppet.
Cool, right? It worked exactly like it should if you know what I mean, so I went back to my life as the star of the San Antonio Tower NHL team. Only after a small slip of the tongue at an interview I was given a special media consultant to shadow my every move so the bad press didn’t get worse. When I started spouting the lies she fed me, I noticed a problem down below. My replacement eggplant grew every time I lied.
That left me with a conundrum: tell the truth and get booted off the team or lie and grow right out of my jock strap. Which do you think I chose?
Laurel:
I’d coached people back from things worse than angry outbursts before. It was the wooden member that was going to be difficult to navigate. If I didn’t get Nico’s penchant for honesty under control, we’d both be out of a job. He was going to have to get used to lying. Just like me when I said I wasn’t attracted to him.
Disclaimer: At present, it is not medically possible to reattach an appendage with a piece of wood. (Come on, future. Don’t let us down!), so please don’t hack off any eggplants as a result of this story. And don’t worry, there will not be any splinters.
For fans of dark humor romance like STUFFED and UNHINGED. It’s spicy, witty, and utterly irreverent.
Any resemblance to a very famous character who had a very famous lying problem with his very famous nose is purely coincidental. Would I lie to you?
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JEWELS OF CLAY
Book One of the Diminishing Magic series
spicy paranormal romance now has a coveted 5-star critical review from READERS' FAVORITE
Reviewed by Jaqueline Neves for Readers’ Favorite
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Jewels of Clay by Cat Collins is a wild and hilarious fantasy ride that's unlike any gnome story you've ever heard. Terra, our quirky gnome protagonist (no, they are not like the garden statue types with red pointy hats), wants out of the human world and back to magical Aetheria. But there's a catch – she has to impress the Wolves, the gatekeepers to Aetheria. And trust me, they're not your typical big bad wolves. When Terra has to cook them a meal (sacrificing a fairy along the way), things get seriously complicated. She enters into a high-stakes contract of trials with a hot wolf judge and failing means her life is on the line. This book is a rollercoaster of humor, tension, and a sizzling connection on the brink of ignition, and you won't want to get off!
Cat Collins' writing shines in Jewels of Clay as she skillfully weaves a narrative that balances plot, pace, action, characters, and themes with finesse. The plot is engaging, offering a unique twist on the classic fantasy journey, and the pace keeps readers hooked from start to finish. The humor injected into the story adds a refreshing layer of charm, making it a joy to read. The characters are well-developed and relatable as they grapple with their heritage, self-discovery, and the courage to confront bullies. Themes of identity, resilience, and the power of connection are expertly explored. Overall, Jewels of Clay is a delightful read that combines fantasy, humor, and heart, making it a must-read for fans of the genre.
JEWELS OF CLAY
Book One in the Diminishing Magic series
Available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited
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